You? You're not old... what are you, like a day over 40? That's the new 20. But look, if you're feeling the weight of the years on your shoulders, remind the world that you still have what it takes to kick out some badass minified JS. Or something like that.
Makes a great gift for that ratchety old programmer in your life.
• Ceramic • Dishwasher and microwave safe • White and glossy