Contact Us, or Don't, We're Fine Either Way
Try not to contact us unless you have to. There's a good chance we're busy coding, designing or coming up with the next great Tech Programmer T-shirt idea. That takes massive amounts of energy. Quite literally bending the fabric of the universe. Fabric, heh.
That said, if you really must reach us, use the information below. Plus our payment providers say we need to have this stuff on the site.
Telephone Inquiries – 647-977-9170
Fax Inquiries – Haha, just kidding.. who faxes anymore? Doctors. That's who. And Pharmacists. Crazy.
Email Inquiries – email@example.com (we thought about using firstname.lastname@example.org, but didn't want to give people any wild ideas)